Squidward

Squidward was born in squidvill his nickname was ass hole squid due to him being grumpy and a big dick but he did partake in 9/11 and is level 27 in call of duty And is the most MLG Person in bikini bottom he fucked spongebobs mom over 96 Million times and lost his virginity at only 5 years old he is a sex machine and will fuck anyone he sees but over all is a pretty fucking cool guy you don't fuck with him hes a god damn bad ass and will beat yo ass in a second

Things to know
 * hes a bad ass
 * he fucked over 666 million moms
 * he is a pedophile
 * and hes the most mlg person you will ever see